February 2012
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Haikus After Midnight 2/29/2012
I watch Storage Wars
Even though it may all be staged
It’s like Kryptonite
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Haikus After Midnight 2/28/2012
A soliloquy
The act of talking to self
Now you know the end
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This just in! 9:20 pm 2/27/12
I just got my knuckles hit by the ceiling fan trying to take off my shirt. I hate having orangutan arms.
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2 years sober
Today marks 2 years of being clean and sober. Some of you know what I’ve been through, where I’ve been, and what it’s taken to get where I am today. I have a lot of people to thank for never giving up on me when I gave up on myself. I didn’t/couldn’t have done it alone. Thanks for your love and support. Thy will be done.
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Haikus after Midnight 2/27/12
Out of the darkness.
A man arose resolute.
Sober a way of life.
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Lazy Sunday
Watching Lord of The Rings The Two Towers. Yea, I’m a dork.
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Haikus after Midnight 2/24/12
Your heart is pretty.
It speaks the words you can not.
I listen closely.
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Ah hell.
So far from what I’ve worked up I may have to pay over $600 worth of taxes. FML.
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Haikus after Midnight 2/22/12
Haikus are easy But sometimes they don’t make sense Refrigerator
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We hire only the smartest and brightest!
Receptionist: My eyes are so dry.
Me: I have some Visine if you need it.
Receptionist: Why would I need Vasiline for my eyes.
Me: No, not Vasailine, Visine.
Receptionist: Why would I need that? I'm not constipated.
Me: I don't think we are thinking of the same thing.