February 2012
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Haikus after Midnight 2/24/12
Your heart is pretty.
It speaks the words you can not.
I listen closely.
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Ah hell.
So far from what I’ve worked up I may have to pay over $600 worth of taxes. FML.
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Haikus after Midnight 2/22/12
Haikus are easy But sometimes they don’t make sense Refrigerator
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We hire only the smartest and brightest!
Receptionist: My eyes are so dry.
Me: I have some Visine if you need it.
Receptionist: Why would I need Vasiline for my eyes.
Me: No, not Vasailine, Visine.
Receptionist: Why would I need that? I'm not constipated.
Me: I don't think we are thinking of the same thing.
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